mikkkeymau5:

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

Lmfaooo

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Hot dogs or legs.

Hot dogs or legs.

"Oh helllllllllllllllllllll no"

"Oh helllllllllllllllllllll no"

mistafuckingbooty:

at first i was like: dude, how big is your cat?!

mistafuckingbooty:

at first i was like: dude, how big is your cat?!

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Its ok i’m not driving really slow behind you because you are in my way or anything. 

Its ok i’m not driving really slow behind you because you are in my way or anything. 

"Child disguises real gun as water gun and uses mom as getaway driver for drive by."

Plus - $100 Weaves

-Los Angeles Times

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Home on wheels